Funny Quotes To Your Boss

Humor quotes and funny stuff to give your work a wake up call.

Funny quotes to your boss. Infuse your life with action. Make your own future. Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free from your job it s not the people you fire who make your life miserable. Funny work quotes no boss or employee can resist laughing at.

Hey the boss can come in here at any moment and lay all of us off just like that don t you realize that. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. It is a fact that without lighthearted talks and funny jokes workplace could turn into the last place any person in the world would want to be at. Make your own love.

Yourself right now right down here on earth. The main distinction between a boss and the pope is the pope only expects you to kiss his ring. Early on when i was quite young and going from job to job i was foolish enough to sometimes speak to my fellow workers. As the saying goes all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

Don t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good you ll have to ram them down people s throats. It s the people you don t. And whatever your beliefs honor your creator not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high but by doing what you can to make grace happen.

Don t call in sick.